At the risk of offending my linguistically progressive readers, I must confess. I hate the phrase “We’re pregnant”. It’s stupid. The last time I checked, the only time a man has ever been pregnant was when the governator-emeritus raised someone else’s ovum in some unknown organ is his body in the critically acclaimed film “Junior”. [...]
Archive for July, 2011
“We’re” Pregnant!
Posted in Parenting Posts, tagged Adayah, fat, Kim Kardashian, Love, pregnant on July 28, 2011 | 3 Comments »
No More “I Love You”s
Posted in Parenting Posts, tagged Adayah, Grey Goose, Love, Weddings on July 16, 2011 | 4 Comments »
“Daddy, I don’t love you anymore.” The above quote came out of Adayah’s mouth after which of the following occurrences? In 2014, I left Adayah playing alone with a table saw and a bottle of Clorox because there was a meaningless football game on that had fantasy football implications. In 2022, I punched Adayah’s boyfriend [...]
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